FAQ

How long does shipping take?

3-7 business days (US/Canada). We use print-on-demand, so each item is made to order. Good things take time. Unlike your SaaS onboarding flow.

What's the return policy?

If your item arrives damaged or defective, we'll replace it. Email hello@saasisdead.com with a photo. We're not monsters — unlike your enterprise contract terms.

What sizes are available?

XS through 5XL on most items. Check the size chart on each product page.

Is SaaS actually dead?

No comment.